My Fairytale

A ton of tears
Many wasted years
A few broken hearts
Choose your part

Friends in distress
Your "true loves" mistress
Words of pain
A world of no gain

The lies of a snitch
A love spell from a witch
No beauty within
Just a heart made from tin

Girls in castles
With cute curtains and tassles
And eat lobster bisque
With no worry of risk

Damsels in distress
Makes for quite a mess
For that good looking prince
In a pretty tight pinch

Dragons and knights
Fight with all thier might
And the dragon will die
No matter how hard he tries

My prince is no where to be found
Except on his butt on a mound
Not making a sound
Waiting for me to rescue him